The insidious sausage menace

This must be kept secret. I can only tell you more after the jump.

There is a dangerous conspiracy afoot in this country my friends, an insidious evil creeping into our daily lives unawares. Are you ready? Okay, but come closer... a little closer... little bit more... okay get back a bit. Good.

Sausages are converting us to Islam.

I know! Scary right? Ladies, after a snag on some white bread, have you felt... strangely exposed, like maybe you need a burqa to cover up? Guys, after polishing off a good pile of BBQ hot dogs, have you felt a desperate craving to to take up a Kalashnikov and join Al-Qaeda? There, you know it, deep down, sausages are making you heed the siren call of the Quran. After all, did anyone ask David Hicks what he ate before he went off to fight with the Afghani Al-Qaeda against Pakistan in contested Kashmir? No, but I bet it was sausages.

At least, this is the theory from Cowan MHR Luke Simpkins. You can read more of his insanity, if you dare, here.

Thanks to L for the link.