Because I swear. A lot. Because I get angry and call people f#cking bastards. Sometimes I make very vulgar analogies. That's it. There's no pr0n in here. None. Not even a little bit. Just loads of anger and swearing like a drunken sailor on shore leave into the third day of his furloughed drunk-on, with a bad case of Tourette's to boot.
So, no nude people. Sorry.
