Because I swear. A lot. Because I get angry and call people f#cking bastards. Sometimes I make very vulgar analogies. That's it. There's no pr0n in here. None. Not even a little bit. Just loads of anger and swearing like a drunken sailor on shore leave into the third day of his furloughed drunk-on, with a bad case of Tourette's to boot.
So, no nude people. Sorry.
You might get more page views with pr0n. What you could do is find tangentially relevant pr0n pics to intersperse between paragraphs in what you post. Start each post with something like: "Dear Penthouse, I never believed that something like this could happen to me". Then continue with what your were going to post...
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ReplyDeleteOh good LORD!! ;)